Naughty Natal Astrology Report
The emailed Astrology Naughty Natal Report provides an amusing interpretation of your natal chart. Contains naughty humor for adults.
$19.97
Naughty Natal Astrology Report
This report is an amusing interpretation of your natal chart! Essentially, it gives a humorous twist to your natal chart, hence the name “Naughty Natal”. This would make an excellent gift or practical joke! In addition to being humorous, this astrology chart pokes fun at the recipient using real astrological FACTS! As the old saying goes “There is truth in jest!”
Please note: This report is only suitable for adults because of its “naughty” humor.
In addition to telling you about your “dark side,” it pokes fun at your sexual side as well! I warn you, this report is a funny one!
The report is about five pages long, and included with it is a copy of your natal chart wheel. For your own reference, you can print out or save the chart wheel.
In order to create your Naughty Natal Astrology Report, I will need you to provide your full name at birth, date and time of birth (time if known), and place of birth (city and state or country). Reports are sent within 48 hours following purchase (excluding weekends and holidays).
I will do my best to get your chart out to you as soon as possible!
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